and the rest of the world fades to black.

deadpan.

Broccoli vs. Cupcake

diet starts tomorrow.

i was going to say we should just forget the whole thing. But then i remembered you have something that belongs to me.

A matter of time

I think Mr Dali was just feeling a little rushed.

Morning After

Last night i danced on a table. Today i hid under a duvet.